Saturday, February 23, 2013

Day without MacGyver 2


When beets attack!  Found this grapefruit-sized beaut when clearing out 2 of the raised beds to top off with compost.  Definitely strafing towards a permacultureish-"spread and forget" approach to gardening these days.  Also found a half dozen almost grapefruit sized bug pupae of some sort in my 4 back breaking barrow loads of compost (I'm not exercising strenuously, Dr. Pham, I swear!).  I think they are what Mac and MaGyver call potato bugs aka "Jerusalem cricket" or stenopelmatus.  We threw into the compost whenever we dug them up last year.  Either that or radioactive cicadas.  

Turbo'ed my taxes.  MacG is letting me claim the entire mortgage interest, so I got a decent refund which I preemptively dumped into paying off more mortgage principle.  My stretch goal would be to get this mortgage into the 5 figures before I turn 30.

Last weekend, Sun Joe chipper shredder made pretty short work of a trumpet vine standing between us and an established lemon tree, so I dragged the tarp of his contributions into the chicken coop to deepen the bed a little bit.  

MaGyver and Ri were kind enough to swing by around noon which is when things really started getting interesting.  We loaded 2 dog crates into the Prius and headed up to Norco to shop for some heritage hens.  Ma got a very spunky Blue Andalusian, a Black Sex Link (sounds kinky), and a French Black Copper Maran (with hairy legs, of course).  She even subsidized a second BCM to be our Clyde 2.0.

2 has already proven herself a capable escape artist.  After breaking out of her a-frame holding pen, I had to follow her into the crawl space under the house and hustle her out through the basement past the house arrested Klee Kai's (all the while totally not exposing myself to dusty/pokey environments without my safety goggles, Dr. Pham!  >.<).  Blinky, true to her attack mechanic, immediately commenced pulling 2's feathers out.  Inky, I think out of BCM solidarity, would shield her a bit, but she was still getting whooped every couple of minutes.  So I shut the dog door (but not before Rho knocked a triumphant broccoli-grazing Blinky down a couple pegs), left the coop door open, and let them sort it out.  I came back at sunset to find the usual suspects roosting on their perches.  I'm not convinced 2 knows how to flail-flap yet, and eventually found her hunkered down in a sort of sheltered area by the foundation.  I was able to gradually herd her back into the coop.  She's still doing the adolescent bird thing of wandering around nervous-clucking, which attracted the liberated dogs' attention.  I caught Rho at dusk more than half way tunneled under the coop entrance and put him in another time out.  Hopefully tomorrow things will go more smoothly.  

Kai dislocated some tendons playing with Rho yesterday and spent the remainder of the day hopping on 3 feet and yodeling her plight to sympathetic vets.  I managed to sneak her anti-inflammatory meds into some peanut butter (surprising considering we gave her a PB and hydrogen peroxide cocktail not so long ago after she'd helped herself to a PB and rat poison cocktail).

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

By the Books

Speaking of that idyllic shot of bookshelf and comfy chair (consignment shopping for the win)...

Some of us have the gift of grok, we can disappear into a powertool encrusted cave and emerge with-- reclaimed romex wrought iron window-mirror knock off...  I am not that some of us.  I'm more like the Diablo archivist, Deckard Cain.  I surround myself with stacks of topical literature trying to triangulate on consensus and brinksmanship from myriad points of view.  As a consequence, I'm inordinately interested in friend's libraries as a mirror into their soul or breadcrumbs as to why I like them.   

In the event you find yourself more in the Cain camp, here is my current literary canon:  

*Letters of a Woman Homesteader. Stewart, Elinore Pruitt.  Collected correspondence from a widow who moves to Wyoming in 1909.  Free download from Amazon, quick read.  Holy cow were there some optimistic, git 'er done types at the turn of the century!  Makes the small complaints about lack of heat or shower seem trivial, plus better tune into the spirit of the times when Halladay broke ground.  

*The American Frugal Housewife.  Child, Lydia Maria Francis.  1832.  Housekeeping tips from pre-Halladay era.  Free download on Amazon.  You won't recognize half of the inputs, so these aren't actionable recipes, but the spirit of frugality and industriousness is strong with this one.   

*Getting Things Done.  Allen, David.  When people say I have "my sh*t together," it's largely a credit to this book.  Like most people, I've settled on a lighter weight version of the project management routines he outlines (with periodic returns to the well).

*Three Black Skirts and One Hundred everybody needs a couple pink girl power books.  Three Black Skirts was the first how to stay sane as a semi-autonomous 20-something guide.  One Hundred appealed to my compulsion to make lists and collect stuff.   

*The 4-Hour Body and The 4-Hour Work Week.  Ferriss, Timothy.  Tim is the ultimate hacker, tearing an objective down to the studs and finding the most expedient way to get there (bonus points if its also unorthodox).  The TF diet helped MacGyver and I slim down last summer while the work week helped me escape from a career that was all about optics and being first in/last out/first to respond to weekend email.  

*The Non-Runner's Marathon Trainer.  Lived up to its title (twice) and has a super accessible training schedule.  I was hoping it would have tips on speed training for an upcoming relay, but sadly, this is all about finishing and not about setting PR.  

*Making It and The Urban Homestead.  Coyne, Kelly.  Granted, she came across a bit extreme when the first chapter discussed alternatives for the toothbrush.  This was the first survey into sustainable living.  Have found myself pulling these out of the archives when looking for natural cleaning recipes to grey water capture designs.  

*Home Comforts.  Mendelson, Cheryl.  A home ec geek!  Super rare spawn!  Her book is super fun to page through sighing about how long it will be before making sure we vacuum the blinds fortnightly tops our to do list.  

*A Random Walk Down Wallstreet.  Malkiel, Burton.  Loved it, helped me to save the majority of my income to go back to school.  I still use the asset allocation suggestions he provides in the last chapter.  It was written pre-housing bubble, so he's a bit more optimistic on the ROI of home ownership vs. renting, but so are we.  

*Your Money or Your Life.  Dominguez, Joe.  Sparked the realization that to be independently wealthy needn't take the form of a trust fund and an approach for "fully loading" your hourly wage to account for costuming/elbow rubbing/decompressing.  In short, this book got me aspiring to be more of a cottage industrial.  

*The Tightwad Gazette.  Most of this is too tight for me.  Plus it's a compendium of e-zines put together before the internet was so big, so a lot of the tips aren't really the most frugal anymore.  That said, I love the concept of documenting and celebrating ways one saves money.    

*Enough.  Bogle, John.  Deeply respect this dude for coming up with the concept of index funds and making them available at Vanguard.  

*World Changing.  Found this one in a library in Oregon and loved it.  It's basically an encyclopedia of the things they think are broken in the world and what cool skunkworks projects are underway to address them.  

*Gaia's Garden.  Hemenway, Toby.  First introduction to permaculture, the concept of plant guilds, and the concept of allelopathic walnut trees that can poison everything beneath them (except agapanthus I'm desperate to uproot).  

*The Vegetable Gardener's Bible.  Smith, Edward.  Deep beds!  Cold frames?  

*Victory Garden Cookbook.  Loved the backstory about it being a supplement to a TV show encouraging folks to start victory gardens and not knowing what to do with the bounty.  That said, skews towards the sub-zone 9b crowd and some very unappealing staple veggies.  

*City Chicks.  Foreman, Patricia.  A bit misleading, her "microflock" is 20+.  This was the best book I found geared towards folks with the luxury of a yard, but the responsibility that comes with close neighbors.  Deep dive into chicken diets and how to diy.  You will have a minor in composting when you finish this book.  

*The Art of Raising a Puppy.  Monks of New Skete.  Read this on the plane from Boston to Orange County with a 4 lb bundle of joy under the seat in front of me.  Got me through the first months until Kai was old enough for puppy K and doggie day care. 

*The Whole Pet Diet.  Super helpful when Kai was having health troubles.  Turns out most of it was puppy immune system catching up and sketchy chemicals sprayed on the apartment complex lawn.  That said, we learned how to cook her chicken dinner and accidentally started eating more vegetables to get rid of her scraps.   

*The Singularity is Near.  Kurzweil, Ray.  I personally don't believe I'll live forever, but that sliver of possibility really changes the way one approaches life and the decisions one makes, eh?  

*Willpower.  Baumeister, Roy.  Partially because I love spinning through the pop lit version of the heavy duty lit review authors of theses past.  Partially because when times are tough, I'd rather believe I just need to muscle in 10,000 hours, however crappy they may be, and I too will be considered a virtuoso (see also:  Talent is Overrated)...  oh, and Baumeister offered more insight into why MacGyver is so careful to make sure my glycemic index does not drop perilously low.   

*A Pattern Language.  This group rocks.  They pull apart all of these patterns that change the way you look at architecture and space.  I was so inspired, I got MacGyver to rotate my work desk 90 degrees in order to have a more "quiet back" and feel less paranoid.  Elements of their observations are baked into every home design decision we've made, and even the meta-process of slowly revamping and prototyping, rather than gutting the house and designing it's rennovated version in a vacuum.  

*Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft.  Buckland, Raymond.  You ever have something you just couldn't bring yourself to purchase when you knew someone else would be reviewing the credit card statement.  Yeah.  Not planning to do any "skyclad" rituals on the next Samhain, but it is kind of cool to see where Science and Religion (however disorganized) diverge and maybe laugh quietly to myself when the trend reverses.  

*The Secret.  Byrne, Rhonda.  See above.  

*The Illiad & the Odyssey.  Homer.  Because we needed some handsome leather bound tomes.  Plus I've read both as an almost-classics major and James Joyce enthusiast.  

*The Lord of the Rings.  Another handsome leather bound tome.  Plus a good overall story, if you have the time to sit down and crack it.  

*Faceforward and Making Faces.  Kevyn Aucoin.  Incredible coffee table books of one famous actress being a dead ringer for another famous actress/actor using the magic of makeup.  Eye Candy.  

*Caravaggio.  Him and Bernini were the highlight of studying abroad in Rome.  Eye candy.  

*V for Vendetta.  More eye candy.  And nerd cred.  

*Fell... misc. Ben Templesmith graphics.  Modern day Caravaggio, imho.  

*Game of Thrones.  Martin, George.  The HBO series was so good!  and true to the books!  Midway through book 2 and this is my go-to read on my phone for those long plane rides.  

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Monday, November 28, 2011

Siegecraft

In 7th grade social studies, we were assigned to build a budget for a family living at the poverty line.  I got an A-.  Surprisingly, the teacher didn't take issue with my pollyanna claim the family could save 10% of their income for emergencies.  Instead, he felt that the daily breakfast of cereal and OJ "lacked variety."  I pondered this over my daily ration of cheerios and OJ.    

I've found myself doing themes and variations of this same assignment ever since.  Minimum wage wenching at a Renaissance faire was easily the hardest work (and best accidental diet) I ever had, even with parent-subsidized R&R during the weekdays.  At one point in my salaried past life, I was saving 60% of my income to cover business school which made the b-school travel and carousing feel as self-indulgent as an Enron team building event.  At another point, I obsessed (and still do) over financial independence: cutting costs and setting up enough passive revenue streams that you work because you choose to, not because you have to.  Now, with hundreds of thousands in the money pit, realization of FI is illusory.  Now a good month is one where I earn more than I spend at Home Depot.  

Lately, I've been pretty intrigued with the refrain in Game of Thrones:  Winter is Coming.  Sure, Southern California doesn't really have seasons, but if some catastrophic event were to allow, say, Zombies to walk the earth, how big of a lifestyle hit are we talking about here?  To that end, MacGyver and I are loosely following another 101 [things] in 1001 [days] meme.  I'm hoping it's a more interesting way to grind out those really arduous house projects that have no end in sight.  One meta-goal I'm pretty excited about is "6 month siege," though we'll probably have to leave the fort for work.  Full list is here.   

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Mildew Remedy

I was afraid drying the couch cushion covers would shrink them.  As a result, the couch smells about as bad as Kai that time she introduced herself to a skunk.  A 10 lb dog is one thing, but we don't have nearly enough tomato bisque (or Axe) to cover the couch, so I resorted to a remedy out of Kelly Coyne's Making It.  

Mildew Spritzer
Cost/Treatment:  $0.50
  • 1 tablespoon tea tree oil (first package thrown over padlocked overgrown fence yesterday)
  • 1 cup tap water
  • 1 commandeered water container and spray nozzle


If I could do it again, I'd choose a day when we're not working from home.  Tea tree turned out to be overwhelmingly fragrant itself (think rancid pine sap).  Thankfully, it seems to be dissipating and taking The Stench with it.  

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1,000,001 Ways to Save Money

A er... incomplete list...

1.  Home brew coffee $0.67/cup
2.  Buy gently used jeans off eBay $83.02/pair
3.  Carpool to work $4.00/day
4.  Buy vs. rent $548.85/month +equity
5.  Home brew craft beer $0.15-$1.15/bottle
6.  Vermicompost $2/lb
7.  OTC pet allergy meds $1.84/dose
8.  Insurance Broker (home) $207.05 + $358,750 more coverage
9.  Mortgage Broker $4,000 seller credit retained +13 bp interest rate reduction
10.  Redfin Realtor $2,400 +  21% reduction from list
11. Used Amazon books $2.81-$23.85/book (AMZN vs B&N new)
12.  Audit cell phone feature usage $15/month
13.  Lender cashback credit card applied to mortgage $0.01/$1 charged
14.  Ask retailer for replacement plate from original set $5.00
15.  Bed Bath & Beyond coupon $5
16.  Moving boxes from Home vs. Office Depot $3.50/box +10% more volume
17.  At restaurants order soup or salad instead of meaty entree $2 per meal
18.  Keep receipts and return unused items $60/doorknob @ home depot
19.  Shop contractors $81/repipe and a more competent team
20.  Downgrade internet baud 5 Mbps $15/mo
21.  Follow up about commitment to discount vanity saved $130 off $279 list
22.  Use total wine coupon on Bruery stock up $10
23.  DIY worm compost bin $61.73
24.  Home Depot sale avocado trees vs. fancy mail order lamb hass variety.  $70.47 + an extra tree for hass-reed extended season
25.  Report wrong version (paperback) of used book was shipped; get refund.  $30
26.  Consolidate auto insurance with home owner's for both vehicles.  $600

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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Your Money or Your Life Part 1

In light of imminent changes in financial situation and that I have never had so much financial info within arm's reach (thanks scrupulous lenders!), I decided to while away a Sunday afternoon on a financial audit with "Your Money or Your Life."  Attracted to this book's lofty goal of "having an income sufficient for your basic needs and comforts from a source other than paid employment."  Work because you want to; not because you have to.  Natch.

Fun insights thus far:

40% of my earnings converted into assets.  Very broad strokes here (i.e. includes half the home and loan, but not the cost of "deferred maintenance").  Could never fully discount the value tuition assistance from family; it made my current employment situation possible (thanks Elders!).  That said, sweet!  It's not unrealistic to aspire to  that 50%-60% savings rate I scrimped for in order to pay for Grad School part 2.    

I make a whopping $13.00 an hour...  despite aforementioned grad degrees.  Caveats.  This fully loads time and money spent supporting career objectives.  So I may work a 40 hour week, but let's not forget taxes eat up 30% of that and then there's a couple hundred bucks and a couple dozen more hours spent on activities I wouldn't do if I didn't have this job...  and this for a gig which is a good lifestyle fit.

Big cost centers:  Irvine apartment, vehicle ownership, and socializing with co-workers after hours.

Big time sinks:  sick leave and decompression time from work/housing stress issues.

I shudder to think what this effective wage would look like back in the consulting days, stumbling in after a 16 hour day, Ferragamo heels soaked in blood from an unanticipatedly long hike back to the hotel after hitting a nightclub with the client's team.  That said, tons of takeaways for pulling fully loaded current compensation in line with the nominal wage.

Next challenge: documenting every penny in and out of my accounts.

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